Portadown College Happy [OFFICIAL] PARODY by Micheal McKenna April 20, 2014 Local jobs Sign Up To Our Newsletter Most read today Lurgan woman accused of attempting to murder ex-partner while he slept Man with Lurgan address is accused of possessing heroin with intent to supply M&S Craigavon unveils date for new foodhall opening with 35 new jobs created More in News Director of Moy plant hire firm banned for nine years over £229,000 debts A final cut! Reports Omniplex not renewing lease for its cinema in Armagh Problems with finding meal prep solutions ‘fuels’ Portadown entrepreneur’s venture Newry woman admits to stealing £5,000 from another female