Portadown College Happy [OFFICIAL] PARODY by Micheal McKenna April 20, 2014 Local jobs Sign Up To Our Newsletter Most read today Teen attempted to leave Portadown Tesco without paying for £731 of goods in one trolley Who will take up reins on former Armagh saddler’s store? Dungannon businessman takes ‘scrap’ mini across Ireland in memory of mum More in News Clock is ticking on £3,500 reward for information on rural thefts Dungannon businessman takes ‘scrap’ mini across Ireland in memory of mum Teen attempted to leave Portadown Tesco without paying for £731 of goods in one trolley Who will take up reins on former Armagh saddler’s store?